Catherine smiled. Took a fabulous breath of summer air and tasted death.

A few days has passed since I last made a post here and I write now just out of pity for this blog. Man, it needs to be updated more frequently. Or else it would be like some memoirs on an old geisha or something. At the moment, I'm sitting in my bed and watching a My Dying Bride DVD I bought earlier today. Boy, those guys know how to pull of a good live show! My jaw is like in the basement at the moment. Admirable musicmanship.

Today I also finished work after three straight days, which is too much for me to handle, and I'll have some vacation until next weekend. The problem though, is that I don't have anything to do at all. Hell, I bought two seasons of Family Guy today, so I might as well sit around watching these day in and day out.

Holy fuck, this is the most painful post I've ever written. I am just too bored, don't have the imagination to come up with something good.

Sleep in tights and don't let nazis bite, people.

Quite so indeed, dear chap.

If someone could explain to me why the hell I still lie in bed at 1:40 pm, that would be awesome. I've been awake for three hours straight and have not moved an inch. Just been watching wrestling and searching the Interwebs. Interesting enough, Firefox 3 is available for download later on today, get it, peeps.

Wow, I'm like the posterboy of...things right now. Since I started out nicely with Firefox, I'll continue by saying that Spore Creature Creator ALSO will be available later on. I pirated the leaked version of it yesterday and I liked it a lot. Seems like Spore will have great potential and be a winner in the heart of many people.

That being said, on Thursday, my journey into Hyboria began, as I started playing Age of Conan. That game's fukken oresum, to say the least. Currently I find myself in level 21 and I'm playing as a Dark Templar, which is a melee tanking/healing class. The soundtrack is pretty excellent as well.

Hurr. Time to get out of bed now, and perhaps play some Magic soon? Perhaaaps.

Do not fear the everliving snow that melts in your presence!

Undertaker is out of the WWE. /cry

Yeah, well, last Sunday it happened. That fucker Edge, the Rated R Superstar, won the TLC match against Undertaker on One Last Stand. Edge was crowned the new World Heavyweight Champion and Undertaker was banished from the WWE, supposedly never to be seen again. They say that you cannot kill what doesn't live, and that is why I am sure we will see him again before we know it. I hope he is returning as the American Badass/Big Evil again, 'cause that's the coolest version of the Undertaker.

In other news, my parents are in Spain at the moment, and they have been there since Wednesday. They'll be returning home later this evening, but that's OK. I'm about to run out of money anyway.

Humm. This weekend I began working at Bakeriet in Hokksund, a nice little bakery in the middle of town. I've basically been tossed around by the other people that work there, but I will soon learn to do things myself, and then the mandolin will get a different sound, baby.

Martina was here Friday and Saturday, and we had some barbecue-stuff along with small amounts of alcohol. Very cozy indeed!

But right now I'm running out of things to say, so perhaps I'll finish now.

May you forever sell buttscratchers wherever you may find your own.

In honor of Little Jacob.

The exam was completely off its tits.

The exam is now history, and I don't need to have another exam for a long time. That feels quite lovely, by the way. I also found out that everything I had prepared for on the preparation day took a long twig and fucked itself with it, as I needed only to analyse the move Metal: A Headbanger's Journey. Since I've seen that movie a great lot of times, I was quite reliefed when I got that assignment. Let's just hope that being a fan of metal pays off, then.

Also, tits.

Yesterday I was at this party held by Christine, which was quite cozy. Not that large number of people and we were outside the whole time. One of the better parties around, I'd say. Not that I attend many.

Do not do anything for the lulz, ppl.